I can't believe how long it has been since I posted last. Where does the time go? I got this e-mail a couple of days ago and can relate, especially when it comes to my crafts.
Stay tuned... I'll be updating my blog soon.
AAADD
KNOW THE SYMPTOMS...PLEASE READ!Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.Somehow I feel better, even though I have it!!Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D.-Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
This is how it manifests:
I decide to water my garden.As I turn on the hose in the driveway,I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.
As I start toward the garage,I notice mail on the porch table that
I brought up from the mail box earlier.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.I lay my car keys on the table,Put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table,
And notice that the can is full.
So, I decide to put the bills back,On the table and take out the garbage first.
But then I think,Since I'm going to be near the mailbox
When I take out the garbage anyway,
I may as well pay the bills first.
I take my check book off the table,And see that there is only one check left.
My extra checks are in my desk in the study,So I go inside the house to my desk where
I find the can of Pepsi I'd been drinking
I'm going to look for my checks,But first I need to push the Pepsi aside
so that I don't accidentally knock it over.
The Pepsi is getting warm,And I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.
As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi,A vase of flowers on the counter
Catches my eye--they need water.
I put the Pepsi on the counter and,Discover my reading glasses that
I've been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put them back on my desk,But first I'm going to water the flowers.
I set the glasses back down on the counter,Fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.
Someone left it on the kitchen table.
I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV,I'll be looking for the remote,
But I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table,
So I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs,
But first I'll water the flowers.
I pour some water in the flowers,But quite a bit of it spills on the floor.
So, I set the remote back on the table,Get some towels and wipe up the spill.
Then, I head down the hall trying toRemember what I was planning to do.
At the end of the day:The car isn't washedThe bills aren't paidThere is a warm can of Pepsi sitting on the counterThe flowers don't have enough water,There is still only 1 check in my check book,I can't find the remote,I can't find my glasses,And I don't remember what I did with the car keys.Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all damn day,
And I'm really tired.
I realize this is a serious problem,And I'll try to get some help for it,
But first I'll check my e-mail...